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Total Medals Earned: 2,593 (From 293 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 47,825 Points

Quick Sand

Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)

Cave half full 5 Points

Beat half the levels

Escape 50 Points

Beat the game once

SpeedRun 50 Points

Beat the game in Speed Run

R&C: Advent Chickendar

Medals Earned: 9/29 (45/145 points)

Chicken 5 Points

Little fella followed us here from the first R&C department. Think this one was Blue Eyes III. BluJu2 to his friends.

Tankhen 5 Points

Now he can make all the "cock" jokes he wants.

Chico 5 Points

Requires separate containment since the brooder incident of '99.

Madnest 5 Points

Requires separate containment.

Strawberry Cock 5 Points

That's two. Place your bets on how many cock jokes we get through by Christmas Day.

Chickien Hominid 5 Points

A chicken of extra-terrestrial origin. I was on vacation during its discovery, otherwise it wouldn't be named "Hominid" when it's clearly not a bloody ape!

Chicken Fingers 5 Points

Alright, I'll drop the researcher schtick for a second. This one is more recognisable if I copy the colours straight from an episode of Salad Fingers. But I chose bright colours on a black background and us professional artists have to stick to our guns.

Solid Cock 5 Points

This one, on the other hand, is barely recognisable regardless. Worth it for another cock joke though.

Peckey 5 Points

So close to getting another one right away. Shame his original name wasn't Biter.

Cockhead 5 Points

And we're back.

Chainsaw the Chicken 5 Points

Where the hell does he keep getting that? No, don't name him after it!

Dad's a chicken 5 Points

These two always seem to go together bringing the added confusion of how they're both named Dad. Obviously not an issue this time so I don't know why you even brought it up.

Chicky 5 Points

Went to download the music from Tricky's Sexy Dance. Said you need permission to use it and I don't even know if that user's active anymore. Don't know the name of the tune to google it so just recorded it from Bottom, the one other place I remember hearing it. Realised it's probably somewhere in the credits for Castle Crashers afterwards. Later stopped giving a crap about using music without permission anyway, making this whole endeavour the very definition of pointless.

Snowbill 5 Points

Bill as in beak. Bunnybill would have also been acceptable.

Cuboiled Egg 5 Points

We have the aforementioned colour issue, also think I should've made him wider, not to mention the fact that who even remembers Cuboy anyway? At least we can be positive in calling this particular experiment a certified failure. Sending to incinerator.

Boyfr'hen'd 5 Points

Note to self: Next year, name the damned things first to avoid making the same gag twice and having to go back and change the last one.

Chutney Glazed Chicken 5 Points

Experiments on these ones seem to have a higher than average mortality rate. Nothing to do with the delicious orange flavour, I'm sure.

What does it look like, Marvin? I'm dancing with this chicken. 5 Points

Experiments on these ones seem to have a lower than average mortality rate. Nothing to do with the disgusting mustard flavour, I'm sure.

EGGNA 5 Points

As previously alluded to, I like Joel G's Margo better but I already do two other cute green girls later.

It's Coopy Month 5 Points

Couldn't be arsed making them do the dance.

Coopy Month 2 5 Points

Couldn't be arsed thinking up a different medal name for each of them.

Chickun 5 Points

It's Rebutia by Bacun. Wanted to add a couple of characters I haven't done anything with before.

3am Chickan 5 Points

Stella by 3amsoda. Obviously some variety would be preferable but, the most memorable recurring character of this year was another green lady, I don't know what to tell you.

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Ram Time!

Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/805 points)

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Reaching Finality

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)

Impossible to go alone! 5 Points

Get the pitchfork

Heart Master 50 Points

Collect every heart in the game.

You Won! 50 Points

Beat the game.

Daredevil 100 Points

Beat the game with three hearts.

Red Moon

Medals Earned: 13/13 (490/490 points)

Art Piece 10 Points

Collect 1 concept art.

Introduction 10 Points

Watch the introduction cinematic.

Mere 5 10 Points

Defeat 5 enemies.

Sound of Music 10 Points

Collect 1 sound track.

Art Collector 25 Points

Collect all concept art.

Halfway There 25 Points

Complete half of the game.

Killer 30 25 Points

Defeat 30 enemies.

Sound Guru 25 Points

Collect all sound tracks.

Don't Skip 'Em 50 Points

Watch all cinematics.

Long Live The King 50 Points

Complete the game.

Slayer 80 50 Points

Defeat 80 enemies.

Orb Hunter 100 Points

Collect all Red Orbs.

Red Moon Deity 100 Points

Complete the game without dying.

Reelin'

Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/75 points)

Reel 5 Points

Play The Game

Smile 5 Points

Purchase A Smile

Beginner Fisher 5 Points

Catch Your First Fish

Excellent Purchase 10 Points

Sell Out An Item In The Store

Ultra Smile 50 Points

Buy The Ultra Smile

Reimagine :The Game:

Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)

Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are 5 Points

Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.

Death By Slow Internet 10 Points

Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER

Baby I Was Born To Survive 25 Points

Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.

BWOOOOONG 25 Points

Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.

Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost 25 Points

Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.

So Vivid And Intense 25 Points

Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.

Too Soon, Finish Late 25 Points

Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.

Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone 25 Points

Finish one third of the levels.

Viewer Number 301 25 Points

Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.

Charged With Battery 50 Points

Finish two thirds of the levels.

EVERYONE IS YOU 100 Points

Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.

The End The Game 100 Points

Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!

Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 23/32 (320/500 points)

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Return to Riddle School

Medals Earned: 7/7 (115/115 points)

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